I, Robert Jameson, am a genius - and if you're willing to learn, I may be able to teach YOU some super-advanced thinking skills.

Please select a response that best reflects your attitude to the above statement:

1. "Great! Where do I sign up?"

2. "Great! Please tell me more!"

3. "Nah! Not for me!"

4. "That must be a lie! A real genius would never say he's a genius."

5. "How dare you? I'm offended! Everyone is equally intelligent - just in different ways!"